Meet the Small Potatoes () - IMDb
Potato Man turns towards the camera and does a little rap. The background . How long does it take to break open a [BLEEP] bag of . His eyes meet that of the young maiden button up short sleeve shirt with tie, comes walking out. He has. Press the on/off button of the cooking zone concerned. A flashing '-' appears in the display and you will hear a single beep. If no further . When the hob is set to the child lock, is uses just as little energy as when it is in the . 2,5 l incl. potatoes . 9 - 15 .. We declare that our products meet the applicable European Directives . Meet the Small Potatoes is a family film written and directed by Josh Selig and starring Malcolm McDowell. It is a follow-up to Selig's television series Small .
Kyon even asks whether it's meant to censor something obscene. Haruhi gets bleeped in the anime as she blackmails the computer science club president to give her a computer by taking photos of him groping Mikuru. Although, in the novel, she explicitly says she'll accuse them of gang rape. This is apparently supposed to mean "cosplay" Partially because of actual copyright laws, and it's funnier that way.
Summon the Beasts love to replace one letter with an asterisk to censor the name while still giving enough of a clue of what they're referring to. One of the best examples in anime and one of the funniest as well. The Beach Episode has another kind of humorous censoring. Cue an Imagine Spot of strange pink and purple things assaulting Kaname while she's screaming at them to stop.
Hayate the Combat Butler has a lot of these effects throughout the anime series, which is due to parody. Gintama uses this at times, usually to censor the names of copyrighted material, and also to make things sound perverted when they aren't Which almost always get lampshaded by somebody.Small Potatoes - Chip - The Regular Nice Potato - Meet the Small Potatoes
The Pixellation they apply to poop and vomit probably could count, as well. Invoked in-universe during a recap episode, where Gintoki proudly shows a clip of him saying the quote that was voted most popular by fans, only for Shinpachi and Kagura to try making it sound perverted by censoring parts of it immediately after. Episodewhich the cast devotes to apologizing to all the viewers they might've offended Due to it having been planned as the final episode at the timehas this in spades.
They censor things that normally aren't censored, such as the names of copyrighted material they got away with mentioning in previous episodes and Kondo's butt. They also add a Censor Box saying "We're sorry" on top of Kondo's already pixeled groin Though while having him pose in a fashion that emphasizes it and zooming in with each take Then Gintoki points that they can make vomiting less offensive by covering up the sound of it with something else, which leads to pleasant music playing while he, Kagura, and Shinpachi puke their guts out for about 10 seconds straight One of the previews in Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni Kai cover what the hell Hanyuu's horns are.
Well, it's obvious isn't it?
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This is done both in the manga and anime. While much of what Ayame says and the pictures she shares in her Blue Snow persona do have to be censored in order to meet Japanese broadcast standards, the anime's production staff decided to take advantage of this by using cartoonish caricatures of her and strategic bleeps to go for this.
Partially averted in the English dub; some images are still censored for comedic effect but all the language is uncensored. Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid: Fafnir's "Curse Anthology", his attempt at making a manga, is completely pixelated to the viewers. Tohru points out that he put actual instructions of real curses, including how to kill people.
She also mentioned that selling it at yen is quite a bargain. Tohru's Christmas present for Kobayashi was some weird and still living thing from her world she'd have to grind up and apply to her back to get rid of her back pain. Some of the leftover ingredients from Tohru's omurice are still wriggling by the time Kobayashi gets back home. The Prince of Tennis: When Inui loses his glasses, his face is a pixelated mess, either to hide how he looks without said glasses or as visual shorthand for how Inui is Blind Without Them or both.
The whole joke is that the "audience" apparently finds the list hilariousbut anyone listening to the album can't make anything out because almost every other word is bleeped. Occasionally, the bleep will be too short to actually obscure a wordbut the word will clearly be something completely inoffensive anyway: The word "internet" is censored, for instance.
A Robotman and Monty comic strip did an inverted version. When the Fourth-Wall Mail Slot gave them a letter complaining about swearing in the strip, the characters explained that the asterisks and other symbols actually stood for words like "puppy" and "Iowa". The author complies, and writes one with Norman and Caroline Which in turn is based on "Beep" by The Pussycat Dolls, which does the same thing.
Several instances in the Austin Powers movies. Roboto in his office looking for his father in Japan. He speaks Japanese to Austin for most of the scene but is revealed to have known how to speak English the entire time, so subtitles are used to translate his words into English. The subtitles are displayed in white, and coincidentally, many objects in the office also happen to be white.
Austin is aware of the subtitlesand as a result of carefully aligned camera angles, certain words in the subtitle are blotted out, creating seemingly dirty phrases which elicit shocked reactions from Austin.
Of course, once the objects blocking the subtitles are removed, the phrase is revealed to be perfectly normal. Roboto and Austin lampshades heavily on this trope. The third phrase results in Roboto's female assistant shockingly covering her lips after reading it.
For reference, she's Japanese, so she should understand what he said without reading English subtitles. Dream a dream you little bleem. This is what happens when you Find a stranger in the Alps! Literature In a MAD parody about a reality dating show, one of the crew is a sound editor, whose job is "bleeping out random, inoffensive words of a couple's conversation — making even the most articulate, civilized discussion sound like a drunken sailor's profanity-laced tirade".
Oh, maybe a little under. And you're Vanessa just all over the place! And you're Jason just hopeless!
And you Ben don't care! And then you look at me gaumless like the salmon's raw when it was requested medium. And what do you say? I'm not gonna continue this any longer. What's so bleep complicated?! Christina, you made an effort to get all the appetizers out. You've got to go upstairs and nominate one individual who's leaving here.
Petrozza, you stayed with it. Your mind was clear. The attitude was strong. Get upstairs and think about who you're gonna nominate. One from the blue, one from the red. Red and Blue team: Oh, oh, come here. Yeah I wouldn't go around looking for applauders right now. Right now's the wrong bleep TIME!
Jackarse waving at them! What do we have to wave about?!
This is what happens when you don't win challenges Ben. The onion rings are good. The onion rings are getting positive reviews. As Jean-Philippe returns the chicken. Yeah, raw chicken chef. Throws the chicken in the bin Come here you bleep, bleep! What the bleep are you doing? Sorry chef, it won't happen again. If a kid is biting into a chicken wing that's raw, that's just bleep nasty. It's the tartare again with you isn't it?
That's what it is, isn't it? That's what you can do? No it's not chef. You can manage to bleep up raw food. I'm not here to break. He's not going to break me as a person. Four macaroni, one burger, one spaghetti of clam, and you've given me meatballs. One's called a bleep meatball, and one's called a clam. Spaghetti is clam, meatball is meatball. Where's the spaghetti of clams? Don't worry about it. I got it, I got it, I got it.
He doesn't even answer you, look. He doesn't even give you an answer. Craig, answer the chef already! While the men wait two minutes for Craig's spaghetti Jen, stand next to Chef Ben. Now, go around and slap yourselves in the back now then.
I thought we were close chef, but I was wrong. You thought you were bleep close. Let's give a big round of applause to the captain who hit an iceberg on the bleep Titanic. Stay next to Chef Craig. What do you need? Don't tell me you got it.
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Even if it's from a girl. Just push out the plates. Let's just do it and just end the day. Away now, one crab cake, one meatballs, one clam, one Caesar. How long for the bleep clam? You're burning, you're burning. He's not even giving me an answer.
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Come on, answer him, please! He's making me feel bleep nervous! Craig, Craig, the pasta's ready! Oh, my bleep god. You got some attitude, son!
Ben, what you've done and the ambitions, you do seriously surprise me. Thank you, chef, I was hoping you'd see that. I mean, I give it all I've got.
Gave you a hundred and ten. You surprise me as to how bleep you are! I was expecting more. Hey, maybe you shouldn't have quit your bleep day job so early!
All three of you should walk through that door. I don't know percentages but just over that. I can teach someone how to cook but Craig was a bad cook with an even worse attitude. There was no hope for him. You, bleep piss cream. What is that bleep? Bleep off, will you yeah? Is that how you're going to bleep respect these tables? So it was only just getting more and more hectic for me. I don't know when you're going to think about waking up but hey, soon I would appreciate it madam.
This is what you're doing Okay, my mistake, chef. Oh, bleep right it was your mistake! I need the mashed and the carrots now! I can't go unless I've got the veg! What is going on Rosann? Oh my god, almighty. This is bleep meltdown. Out of the way please. Send the vegetables separate. She gets confused over a bleep vegetable [Rosann now brings the garnish to the pass] Bleep off will you yeah?
The lamb, wellington's already gone! Hey guys, Louross, come here! Still kind of lukewarm, chef. What did I request, temperature? Get it back in the pan! I can cook a steak, you know what I'm saying but what the hell happened? The pan's burning, Louross, it's about to go up in flames.
Louross's meat pan emits a flame. Do you honestly not know how to cook a steak medium well? I know how to cook a steak, chef! So why aren't you doing it then, Louross? Plating up now, plating up! How come I can't see the nice beautiful inside of the beef? I cut it in half then I just seared it to cook it off See, the correct answer is you bleep it up, you didn't cook it right, and you're trying to get it by me.
Do you have another one that I can see a nice pink center in? That one won't work? No, that one's not going to work. With no steaks ready to serve, Louross's situation is looking grim. It can send me home that's what I got to do. But Petrozza has a plan. It's not going to work, it's not going to work. This is the only shot that we got. I want to get the bleep food out! It's bleep up already if it shows up And he's like yeah!
But damn, do you see the color on that steak? It was straight medium-well! Looks like it bleep works to me. Hey Louross, where's that beef? Two risotto in my hands, chef!
No, where are the mushrooms? Putting them in right now. Put the pan on the stove please!?
Thank you, more mushrooms! There's not any mushrooms in there! Why's Bobby on the fish? What's going on there? He's helping me out, we're working as a team. Well there's a big difference between helping him out and running the section!
We would've done very very poorly so I caught it before it got to that point. Bobby, little fine for the team spirit helping them out, but did you listen to what I said?
You're cooking it, he's Matt running around wiping your arse to Matt and the said thing about you, hey, you let him. If I was running this section and I was in Hell's Kitchen running the fish, give me this give me that, I'm staying here, I'm cooking! I'm not hiding, chef. I'm not hiding at all. I wasn't trying to hide, chef. You're doing a bleep good job of hiding. Do you want to argue now or are you going to run your station?
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Ladies, on the other hand Thank you, chef, for your generosity Bleep the generosity, Matt. Both teams think of one individual, up for elimination, to leave Hell's Kitchen tonight. Matt, you've peaked, right? No, chef, I haven't peaked yet. So why should you stay in Hell's Kitchen? Chef, I should stay in Hell's Kitchen because I was pushed and bullied off of my section tonight, while others on my team was hiding behind one person. Who pushed you off your section? Bobby pushed me off of my section.
You hid behind Bobby! Ben hides behind Bobby! He took over your section! He pushed me off my section, would not let me back on Look at the size of you!
There's lbs in there. Louross's bleep are bigger than yours! I don't even have a voice in my kitchen, no-one listens to me. I guarantee you, if you put me on the red team, you will see the failure in the blue team. You want to cook with the girls? I have no shame in working with women in the kitchen chef. Oh, and by the way, "Mattie. First thing tomorrow morning, you're cooking with the girls. Corey whispering his profanity Episode Seven [4. There's been some great rivalries out there.
Yankees versus Red Sox.