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Meet the Spartans is a American parody film directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron . (jointly with Disaster Movie), Worst Supporting Actress (Electra), Worst Director, Worst Screenplay, and Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off, or Sequel. Every day we come to work, and have the ability to entertain, empower, and excite consumers about the Spartan brand. All Spartans have the ability to adapt . The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer. Sean Maguire, Kevin Sorbo, Carmen Electra.
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Olympics team time trials in Omaha. InHopkins directed the Spartans to a best-ever dual record of thanks to an incredible meet win streak following an opening loss at perennial national power Stanford, which included San Jose State's first win over Western Athletic Conference foe Nevada in 23 years.
The Spartans also posted a program-best runner-up finish at the annual Nike Cup in November, and matched its highest placement of fourth at the WAC Championship in San Antonio, Texas, in March, when Spartan swimmers broke 17 school standards in four days.
Hopkins' team rallied to finish fourth on the final day of the Western Athletic Conference Championship, matching its program-best placement from the two previous years since his arrival. Among the Spartans' 19 medals were 10 golds, with 11 first-team All-WAC honors among a total of 33 all-conference distinctions, all program highs.
Four straight victories allowed the Spartans to conclude the season with an dual meet record, including a mark against WAC foes and a first-ever win at the University of the Pacific in dramatic fashion by a single point on the meet's final relay.
Hopkins also had two of his former swimmers, Marhenke and Ashley Vrieze, qualify for the USA Olympic Team Trials in the meter freestyle and meter backstroke, respectively. A total of four school standards fell. For the season, school records were broken five times, all by Vrieze in the three backstroke distances. Hopkins guided Vrieze to become the first Spartan swimmer in recent history to record points at a USA Swimming national championship event in New York in the spring.
InHopkins' squad posted a winning record of during the dual meet season.
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The sprint freestyle specialist was the first Spartan individual WAC champion in a swimming event with a pair of gold medals in the 50 and freestyle, while also anchoring the first-place freestyle relay, the first winning San Jose State relay at a conference championship. All 23 student-athletes achieved lifetime-best times. He was involved in daily coaching of national-level swimmers of high school and college ages.
The third, Leonidasis accepted as a Spartan for his already-present muscular physique and prepared for kinghood through brutal training. An adult Leonidas Sean Maguire is cast out into the wild, survives the harsh winter, and hunts down a gangsta penguin Happy Feet.
Returning a king for his inauguration wearing a penguin skin hat, Leonidas sees Margo Carmen Electra erotically dancing and asks her to marry him, to which she responds by giving him the combination to her armor-plated chastity belt. Years later, Leonidas is training his son when Captain Kevin Sorbo informs him that a Persian messenger has arrived. Accompanied by the Spartan politician Traitoro, the messenger presents Xerxes ' demands for Sparta's submission.
After growing angry with both the messenger's disrespect and finding him making out with his wife, Leonidas kicks him into a pit. Despite Traitoro's advice that the messenger's guards are now needed to convey the actual message, Leonidas kicks them in as well, along with several other people he simply dislikes, such as Britney Spears Nicole ParkerRyan Seacrestand the American Idol ju dg es.
Resolving to face the PersiansLeonidas visits the prophets and gives them medicines such as Neutrogena as their price for their consultation.
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They advise him that he should consult the Oracle for any advice. The Oracle, Ugly Bettyreveals that Leonidas will die should he go to war. After reaching a decision while spending the night with his wife, Leonidas meets the soldiers assembled for his departure to Thermopylaeand finds that only thirteen were accepted in the army due to stringent requirements.
Among them are Captain, his son Sonio, and a slightly unfit Spartan named Dilio. Once at the Hot Gates, they encounter a deformed Paris Hilton also played by Parkerwho tells Leonidas and the Captain about a secret goat path above the Hot Gates that Xerxes could use to outflank the Spartans.
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When she asks to be made a Spartan soldier, Leonidas rejects her as unqualified due to her inability to use a spear correctly. Leonidas and his platoon soon face off with Xerxes' messenger and his Immortals, beating them in a dance contest before driving them off a cliff. Xerxes Ken Davitianimpressed, personally approaches Leonidas and attempts to bribe him with a trip to the Palms Hotel and Casino.