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memorable quotes from meet the fockers

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There are a lot of Benjamins to be made now with biotech stuff. I don't have to tell you that. You gotta strike while the iron's hot. Greg's a male nurse. That's great to give something back like that. I'd love to find time to do volunteer work. Just the other day I saw this golden retriever that-- He had like a gimp, and he couldn't really-- It made me feel terrible.

I wish there was something I could do. Yeah, well, I get paid, but also it feels, you know, good too. So it's kind of an everybody wins. What are you-- You're like a Wall Street trader?

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I mean, I'm willing to be painted with that brush. Yes, that's my day job. Okay, G-Man, we've got swordfish and we've got salmon, what'll it be? How 'bout a little of both, K-Dog, I'm pretty hungry. I think they call that the 'munchies'. Greg, sweetie, how you doing?

memorable quotes from meet the fockers

Oh, just fine, considering I desecrated your grandma's remains, found out you were engaged and had your father ask me to milk him. At least back then he was still talking to me. I can't believe you didn't tell me you were that close. Who, Daddy and me? No, Kevin and you.

Do we have to know everything about each other's pasts? You never told me about your cat-milking days in Motown. That was a long time ago, Pam. Yeah, okay, well, so was this.

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Kevin's and my connection was more physical than anything else. Like you worked out together? No, no, it was nothing, nothing. It was a stupid sexual thing.

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I'm gonna go throw up now. I love you Dad, but you could be a real jerk sometimes. He's still not good for Pam! Well who is, Jack? No one has ever been good enough for your Pam. You only warmed up to Kevin after she broke up with him.

memorable quotes from meet the fockers

Jesus, Dad, you ever think of knocking? Not in my own den. What are you two doing in here? I'd say rounding second base. So, uh, Greg, how's your job? I, uh, I recently got transferred to triage. Oh, is that better than a nurse? No, Mom, triage is a unit of the E. It's where all the top nurses work. Not many men in your profession, though, are there, Greg? No, Jack, not traditionally. No, no, I'm just going over some of my answers from the polygraph test your dad gave me.

Oh, no, he didn't. Well, did you lie to him? I mean-- Well, he asked me if we were living together, and- Pam: What'd you tell him?

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Your mother walked in Is this how you'd react if I told you he shoved bamboo shoots up my fingernails? Or does he hook all your boyfriends up to his little machine? Well, he doesn't need a machine. Selfishly I tried to keep you here But I couldn't save you, and I shall see your face It always gets me. So-So--So much love, yet also so much information. You're gonna have to check that.

That bag won't fit.

memorable quotes from meet the fockers

No, I'm not-- Hey. I'm not checking my bag, okay? There's no need to raise your voice, sir. I'm not raising my voice. This would be raising my voice to you, okay? I don't want to check my bag. By the way, your airline, you suck at checking bags.

memorable quotes from meet the fockers

Because I already did that once, and you lost it, and then I had everything screwed up very badly for me. I can assure you that your bag How do you know my bag will be safe below with the other luggage? Are you physically gonna take my bag beneath the plane? Are you gonna go with the guys with the earmuffs and put it in there? Then shut your pie hole Sir, we have a policy on this airline that if a bag is this large, we-- Greg: Get your grubby little paws off of my bag, okay? It's not like I have a bomb in here.

It's not like I want to blow up the plane. I wanna stow my bag according to your safety regulations. If you would take a second All I wanna do is hold onto my bag and not listen to you!

The only way that I would ever let go of my bag would be if you came over here now If you can get it from my kung fu grip, then you can have it. Otherwise, step off, bitch. Yeah, one of my favorites. Who would've thought it wasn't really about a dragon, huh?

What do you mean? You know, the whole drug thing.